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post 28 Sep 2007, 06:01
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Fratilor, am belit-o!Ma manca pielea.Duc mana in par,dar n-o mai gasesc goala.In podul palmei zaceau niste cadavre de insecte, vreo 3.Tin palma stransa sa nu le pierd si plec glont la urgente la spital. Acolo m-am lamurit:am pediculoza.Mi-au prescris doar un tratament extern.Nu stiti voi vreo solutie de uz veterinar,din aia care se da la gaini, adica beau io si mor paduchii?Ca pana dau la fiecare de baut...


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post 28 Sep 2007, 06:04
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Frizerie! tuns 0.


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post 28 Sep 2007, 06:14
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Petrol.Bai cu petrol... pute dar are efect.


Suma padu..aaa , respectelor,Alydor


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post 28 Sep 2007, 06:17
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Adicatelea gaz a vrut sa spuna. Gaz lampant. Nu stiu pe unde o sa gasesti da' e bun. Cica ajuta si la cresterea parului.


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post 28 Sep 2007, 06:30
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Tuica amestecata cu praf de caramizi, de uz extern smile.gif Serios vorbind, gazul lampant e eficient.


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post 28 Sep 2007, 06:31
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Paduchii sunt lungi sau lati? poti sa dai si cu benzina si apoi sa iti aprinzi o tigara pana isi face efectul... scapi garantat de ei...

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post 28 Sep 2007, 06:44
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Bunica avea multe pasari prin curte... Copii fiind, ne jucam toata ziua si umpleam

toate camerele cu paduchi de gaina... smile.gif Este o planta, BOZ ii spune, miroase ea

uratel si se gaseste pe maidane, pe dealuri, nu stiu daca

nu e vreun regionalism, insa punea prin camera, pe sub pat si a doua zi nu mai

era picior de purice / paduche prin casa... smile.gif Incearca cu BOZ, vezi pe la piata

poate iti aduce vreun taran o spinare cu aceasta planta. Puturos, dar sanatos! smile.gif

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post 28 Sep 2007, 06:45
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Partea naspa este ca nu prea se mai gaseste gaz lampant. Tot tunsul zero ramane solutia viabila.


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post 28 Sep 2007, 07:40
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QUOTE(xcss @ 28 Sep 2007, 07:30)
Tuica amestecata cu praf de caramizi, de uz extern smile.gif

Corect....dupa ce se imbata isi trantesc cu caramizile in cap biggrin.gif


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post 28 Sep 2007, 08:12
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...exact! smile.gif


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post 28 Sep 2007, 08:31
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QUOTE(cristi.r @ 28 Sep 2007, 07:45)
Partea naspa este ca nu prea se mai gaseste gaz lampant. Tot tunsul zero ramane solutia viabila.
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Si la ce frizerie ai tupeu sa te duci sa te tunda cu lindini in cap? blink.gif
Cauta gaz omule, garantat mor.

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post 28 Sep 2007, 08:38
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QUOTE(dragoselu @ 28 Sep 2007, 06:44)
Bunica avea multe pasari prin curte...
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Paduchii de gaina nu stau prea mult timp pe om si scapi de ei usor, el cred ca se referea la o alta rasa de paduchi.


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post 28 Sep 2007, 08:53
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Paduchii traiesc si se inmultesc in par, isi depun ouale la radacina firului de par... deci, ras in cap, o baie buna si-ai scapat, iar pentru ras in cap nu trebuie mers la frizeie...

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post 28 Sep 2007, 08:58
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Totusi sunt cu un pas in ue, mergi la prima farmacie.


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post 28 Sep 2007, 11:06
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pai ce .... tu crezi ca aia din UE sunt specializati in chestii deastea

Gaz - trebuie sa gasesti la un petrom ..... cica e nu stiu ce lege care spune ca e obligatoriu sa aiba gaz la minim 1 statie / judet


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post 28 Sep 2007, 11:31
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Baieti,plec la frizer.Auuuuuuuuuuuuuu,parul meu buclat!Cand vin, fac o poza sa ma vedeti. Sa nu radeti de mine!


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post 28 Sep 2007, 11:32
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zi si tu la ce frizer te duxci

ca sa nu cumva sa-l vizitam si noi in proxima perioada


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post 28 Sep 2007, 11:36
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topic la misto..caterinca proasta...


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post 28 Sep 2007, 11:38
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Ba, fa o poza inainte sa freza actuala. Eventual si un Macro sa vedem si puricii. Dupa aia poza cu tine bec.

Si tu te tunzi acuma, dar ar trebui sa suna la reprezentanta Mitsu sa ii intrebi daca puriciilor le convin tetierele de Lancer. Daca raspunsul e afirmativ, n-ai rezolvat nimic. Cum o sa iti creasca inapoi padurea pe cap, o sa iti creasca si cultura de purici.

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post 28 Sep 2007, 11:40
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QUOTE(argon @ 28 Sep 2007, 12:36)
topic la misto..caterinca proasta...
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Pi buni?! nedumerire.gif

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post 28 Sep 2007, 11:52
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Dupa expertii si-au etalata parerile vin si eu cu o parere . Exista la farmacii solutii f. eficiente . Pediculoza beneficiaza numai de tratament local extern. Daca nu vrei sa te tunzi zero ca sa scurtezi perioada de deparazitare cu un piaptan f. des , inmuiat in apa cu otet se perie suvite mici de par pana se curata complet ouale lipite pe firele de par si care arata ca matreata.Operatiunea trebuie facuta de o alta persoana inarmata cu rabdare si ochi buni.Petrolu era si la bun dar pe vremuri. La nevoie dupa cateva zile se repeta procedura pentru a lichida tanara generatie iesita din ouale scapate la prima tesalare. Petrolul omoara numai paduchii nu si ouale.
Scarpinat placut wink.gif

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PS Si daca tot se acuza caterinca sa ma conformez .Partizanii i-ai luat de la o partida de love cu logan blink.gif ?

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post 28 Sep 2007, 12:03
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...sau mai e o varianta... roaga pe cineva, iute de mana sa stea la panda cu o caramida (cat mai grea de preferinta)... cum vede inamicu', pac, cu caramida bash.gif ... dar ai grija ca astia vor sa dea lege cu protectia animalelor... sa nu intri dreacu la f'o belea mai mare ph34r.gif ... bafta...and...kill that mf bastards with a gun... gun3.gif


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post 28 Sep 2007, 12:09
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Da' google.gif ce are?! http://www.google.com/search?q=anti-paduch...lient=firefox-a

Tre' sa fie greu tare... nedumerire.gif


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Daca nu e la misto topicu, cel mai bun tratament e ras in cap si in plus de asta dezinfecteaza prin fierbere tot ce inseamna lenjerie de pat cu care ai venit in contact in ultima perioada. Mai nasol daca ai avut pe linga tine o persoana de sex feminin ca sigur au ajuns si la ea, si nu vad cum o convingi sa se rada in cap, totusi incearca la farmacie ca sunt si ceva solutii sau sapunuri pentru asa ceva.


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post 28 Sep 2007, 17:40
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decapitarea e singura solutie viabila
sau cum ziceau stramosii...descapatinare dry.gif


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post 28 Sep 2007, 19:50
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Mi-am vopsit parul.O vopsea speciala.Paduchii stranuta ,tusesc si apoi isi dau obstescul sfarsit.Lumea spune ca sunt frumos.

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post 28 Sep 2007, 19:54
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Bre, iar a scapat loganlover din camasa de forta?
Amice, incearca niste socuri electrice! Firul de la calea ferata este excelent. wink.gif


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QUOTE(Sony @ 28 Sep 2007, 20:54)
...Firul de la calea ferata este excelent. wink.gif
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unsure.gif unsure.gif Nu is prea putini 27000V pentru el? blink.gif blink.gif


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